Schwag: The Poster

Schwag poster illustration by J. Lincoln

About Schwag: The Movie

Chris has a problem. His girlfriend doesn't think he's responsible enough. While drowning his sorrows at a local watering hole, two strangers, Simon and Randy, tell him a weird tale: Out in the middle of Western Illinois, near the birthplace of Ronald Reagan, grows tons and tons of free dope. If he will just drive them out there, they'll pick the dope, sell it for a bunch of money and cut him in on $400,000.

"It's not rocket science," Simon asks, "What could go wrong?"

But now they're on the run from a redneck farmer, two doucebags and a beautiful stripper who leads them all astray. Even the gay one.

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